Unsolicited fake testimonials
"Wow! What a great bunch of guys!! They're not nearly as
creepy as they seem."
Barbie Cue
"Those are some great drinks, you can hardly taste the tuna
fish!"
Frank Lee Idoangivadam
"The monkeys they have typing their webpages are really
cute."
Helena Handbasket
"Well, they paid for the damage, but my goldfish has never
been the same."
Hugh Mungus
"Hey, their webpages use all the letters and they use
capitals too!! These are some smart cookies!"
Jim Nayzium
"Now I know what they mean when they say 'There's no bones
in ice cream'. That one had me stumped, thanks guys!"
Hal Itosis
"Bad Idea Theater, Its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow
in my brain!"
Capt. Hazel Murpy
"I laughed until I stopped!"
Orson Welles
"This sort of thing was definitely not part of my vision for the event."
Larry H.Arvey
"Fills the room with room-filling sound!"
Madman Muntz
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU OLD BAD IDEA THEATER!!!"
George Bailey
"It really tied the plaza together."
Walter Sobchak
"Hail Xenu!"
Tom Cruise
Disclaimer:
Bad Idea Theater
takes no responsibility for the fake testimonials written here. All
thoughts and ideas are those of the fictional people writing them. We
don't even know these guys,... really!
