Bad Idea Theater Drink recipes

Bad Idea Theater, installing and servicing hangovers since the twentieth century

Your mom called, she's worried about your drinking. She asked us to have a talk with you, so here goes. We don't suggest you try any of these drinks, drinking is bad for you. It won't make you look cooler, smell nicer, or do anything to fix your rather unpleasant personality. It will however give those people you call friends an excellent opportunity to photograph your most embarrassing moments and immortalize them on the internet. Don't say we didn't warn you!

A few bits of advice before we start:

Hangovers

If you find that you must drink, we strongly suggest that you have a glass of water in between each drink. It also wouldn't hurt if you took an aspirin before you start, as well as a multi-vitamin containing b-complex vitamins. Hopefully this will minimize the hangover you are so desperately trying to create. Oh, and when you are hugging that tree, talking to God and telling him you'll never do this again (you Liar!), tell him we said Hi.

By popular demand and without further interruption, those recipes: